One Should Not Trifle With Wizards For It Makes Us Soggy And Hard To Light
May I Suggest a dining experience where you may avoid felony prosecution, unable to raise your $50,000.00 bail for commenting the outrageously violent act of performing literature research for an upcoming "post" - that is, non-fiction technical article on the topic of Engineering Ethics - as your own personal as well as valuable contribution to the Forum on Risks to the Public in Computers and Related Systems (Physicist Peter G. Neumann Ph.D., Moderator), thereby awaiting trial for six solid months, three of them in the admittedly far more luxurious Atascadero State Hospital, where I myself once enjoyed the lovely view of a twenty-foot tall chainlink fence covered with coils of razor wire, as well as for no reason I have ever been able to fathom, for no other reason than my pointing out that it is a Crime Against Humanity to force mentally ill folk to watch television - I once had a close friend who took care not to think unpleasant thoughts, lest he offend the actors, actresses or newscasters who were listening in to his innermost thoughts from the other side of his picture tube, with the eventual result that despite being such a Fine Young Man, the very instant I looked down at my feet, sighed - perhaps I had not got enough sleep - he would be overcome with the very worst kind of despair and inconsolable grief jumped by a half-dozen burly Psychiatric Technicians, forcibly injected with profoundly mind-altering drugs, strapped down by thick, wide and heavy leather restraints on a bed in a securely-locked cell then not permitted to sit up nor roll over for the next five days - ...
When I get thrown out of a Downtown Portland, Oregon McDonalds in retaliation for committing the terrorist act of spending USD $14.99 of my very own hard-earned coin on three small pancakes, a small, thin sausage patty as well as a large coffee, well! I must say I Get My Panties All In A Bunch when I am threatened with arrest for using their for not ten minutes after purchasing said coffee.
Lissen Up, You Goat Fuckers!
Forgive me, we have yet to properly introduce ourselves: